Jane Doe

Vancouver, BC

Software developer. Coffee addict. Dog mom.

ABOUT

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense. Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although he did have a very large mustache.

Other interests include: flying on brooms, talking to snakes, hanging out with my friends Ron and Hermione.

Some tools I'm familiar with

WORK

Hogwarts

Mrs. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the neighbors.

The Three Broomsticks

The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer boy anywhere. The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that somebody would discover it.

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Honeydukes

They didn't think they could bear it if anyone found out about the Potters. Mrs. Potter was Mrs. Dursley's sister, but they hadn't met for several years; in fact, Mrs. Dursley pretended she didn't have a sister, because her sister and her good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it was possible to be.

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The Hog's Head

The Dursleys shuddered to think what the neighbors would say if the Potters arrived in the street. The Dursleys knew that the Potters had a small son, too, but they had never even seen him. This boy was another good reason for keeping the Potters away; they didn't want Dudley mixing with a child like that.

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SIDE HUSTLE

Freelancer

Got a project that you want some help on? Shoot me a message at hello@janedoe.ca

Dumbledore's Army

Co-Founder. The aim of Dumbledore's Army is to stand up against the regime of Hogwarts High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge, as well as to learn practical Defence Against the Dark Arts.

PROJECTS

Groundskeeper

A friend to Hagrid, true animal whisperer.

Amateur Quidditch player

Four time Hogwarts quidditch cup winner.